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No. This is not one of those silly sayings like "an apple a day keeps the doctor away." No. This is some serious real world advise, especially for you college guys. Basically, thanks to a few recently passed laws, ALL men who engage in sexual relations with women who have had even the slightest amounts of alcahol are now officially declared rapists. It doesn't matter if you're newly weds preparing to consumate your relationship, if your blood alcahol levels are the same, if she was the initiator, or if there was any degree of planning before hand. If she is tipsy and you decide to bang her, then she can accuse you of raping her and you can go away for a couple decades or so.

And sure, not every woman is just going to go out and deliberately drink just so she can get men convicted of rape. But that's like saying just because you make murder legal, not everyone with a gun or knife will immediately go out and find a victim. The point here is that, thanks to radical feminist influence, the number of men being imprisoned for rape will most likely skyrocket and men in general will have even less reason to trust women. Even your wife is suspect. Afterall, if she gets bored with you and wants a relatively painless divorce (for herself) then she can just accuse you, have you thrown in jail, and legally steal everything you've ever owned and loved while you will most assuredly never again laugh at "don't drop the soap" jokes. www.avoiceformen.com/mens-righ…

Don't sleep with drunk chicks. I don't know what the odds are of her accusing you, but I can tell you this. Its not worth the risk.
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:icongonzo22:
When will this insanity stop lordmep, when will this insanity stop
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lordmep Sep 22, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Considering the insanity springs primarily from human flaws, conservative estimates suggest an end to it all in a million years or so of evolution... or December if the Mayans were right.
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elysiandroptrooper Jan 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Damn right hey there are places online where you can bang sober chicks for like once and forget them
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:iconmare-of-the-sea:
I'm a woman and I agree with this wholeheartedly.

To add: you never know if drunk chicks would give you some freaky STD or not, so its still not worth it.
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elysiandroptrooper Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
you can always find sober chicks up for one night stands online
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:iconmare-of-the-sea:
That's true xD

Hopefully they won't cry "rape"
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elysiandroptrooper Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
If they openly solicate sex online and on a website its not going to be likey that it would be followed through
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